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A selection of jobs currently on offer in the military-industrial complex, quoted from Wired:
Security firm Archimedes Global wants a “Cyber Counterterrorism Persona Targeting Analyst.” […] basically, it comes down to stalking people on Twitter
Data analysis firm Semantic Research […] is seeking a “Social Media Intelligence Analyst” to track “criminal activity … in support of active federal law enforcement investigations.” The six-figure income is more than cops make, too.
Private intelligence firm Pluribus International is seeking an analyst to “identify and counter foreign intelligence threats" […] "[Counter-intelligence] analytical experience involving Russia is preferred"
Spooky CIA contractor MVM, Inc. is looking for part-time Yiddish linguists. Today, Yiddish is mainly spoken by certain ultra-Orthodox Jewish sects and a handful of revivalists. Now the question is: What in the world is a CIA-linked firm trying to translate from Yiddish?
Apply for the job now, ask questions later. That’s the attitude CIA contractor MVM is looking for, as it recruits “teachers” for a little gig down in Mexico, teachers who also happen to be former U.S. law enforcement officers who speak Spanish, have at least 15 years experience in counter-drug intelligence work, and have knowledge of Mexican, Central American and South American “drug trafficking activities including personalities, organizations and trafficking routes”.
Defense firm Millennium Corporation is looking for a program manager. The specific job focuses on biological weapons, and a big part of it involves managing one or more contracts at more than 14 exciting locations including Russia, India, Africa, Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan. The company also states it will provide you with a passport for travel.
Or an anonymous employer which is hiring a janitor with Top Secret clearance:TOP SECRET SECURITY CLEARANCE - CUSTODIAL – JANITOR – PEST DESPOSAL – PEST CONTROL – WASTE DESPOSAL – PAINTER – SNOW REMOVAL – INDOOR PLANT SERVICES – GENERAL LABOR – TRASH REMOVAL – SNOW PLOW – HOUSE PAINTING